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// morsels of life //

enjoying this so-called life -- li'l by li'l, bit by bit...

 

lost in translation...

while listening to rx monster yesterday, i got the chance to list some of the entries for their morning rush's top ten which was "bad tagalog translation for english movie". i laughed like crazy [babaw lang ako eh, hehe]. here are some of kakaaliw entries:

million dollar baby = limampung libong milyong sanggol
blairwitch project = ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair
marry poppins = si mariang may putok
snake in a plane = ng-ahasan sa ere
the postman always rings twice = ang kartero pag dumutdot laging dalawa
sum of all fears = takot ko, takot mo, takot nting lahat
swordfish = talakitok
pretty woman = ganda ng lola mo!
gone with the wind = nagtago matapos umutot
robinhood: men in tights = robinhood at ang mga felix bakat
the good, the bad & the ugly = ako, ikaw, kayong lahat
harry potter & the sorcerer’s stone = adik si harry, tumira ng shabu
click = isang pindot ka lng
brokeback mountain =bumigay sa bundok
the day of the dead = ayaw tumayo.. ang mga patay
waterworld = basang-basa
there’s something about mary = may kwan sa ano ni maria
employee of the month- ang sipsip
resident evil = ang byenan
kill bill = kiliti sa bilbil
grudge = lintik lang ang walang ganti
nightmare before christmas = binangungot sa noche buena
never been kissed = pangit kase
gone in 60 seconds = isang round, tulog
the fast & the furious = ang bitin, galit
dude where’s my car = dong, sang level na tayo ngpark?

beauty & the beast = ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya
the lord of the rings = ang alahero

'nu daw?! na-lost ako dun pero aliw! :)

 

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